Tanked Up

A warning to anyone who enjoys the effects of nitrogen narcosis.

So Jermaine Defoe has a comedy nibble on Mascherano eh?

It’s only the start of Martin Jol’s cunning plan to convert Spurs to the dark side. Thursday, 14th December 2006, Dinamo Bucuresti (Romania), White Hart Lane. The secret weapon is primed and ready to go …

Ronaldo walks into a Burger King and asks for two Whoppers.
The assistant thinking quickly says “You’re not fat and you can still score goals”

Well summer is here at last, it took its sweet time this year! So we Brits can’t moan about the cold weather anymore. What the hell can we moan about now?

Been on the underground recently, Jeez it’s bloody humid! Still, I’m not as pissed off as this geezer

10 Spurs players down with food poisoning the night before the final game?

4th all season and then pipped by the Woolich ARSEnal south Londoners in the last game?

Police are seeking a one eyed French waiter, deals in prawns, moans a lot. Have you seen this man? I’m not bitter! Good luck Barca on the 17th

I know Man Utd hardly ever get penalties against them at Old Trafford, but isn’t disallowing goals that go a meter over the line taking it a bit far! Is Mark Clattenburg from Manchester?